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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike