Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire