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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

From Stephen King - The Cell)

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)