Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.