Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!