What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.