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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)