What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...