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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.