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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head