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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head