What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.