Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What are the most useless items ever invented?

Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.