Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Why did X-Men's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.