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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

A xbox.

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!