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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.