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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!