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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"