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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.