ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
An American
A Si-gull
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"