ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American
Because he was in de-Nile
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."