March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("