Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Need to know ASAP.
She's only happy when "It's Complicated."
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
The week force.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Professor: Astronomical.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
