How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently