Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
None. Its already lit, fam.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
One, but he wishes it was two.
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
Fission chips.
Don't do it! You have potential!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.