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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Theoretical Physicist Jokes More Theoretical Physicist Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.