Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
It put a ring on it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
