Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Not all men.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Just two.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
I'm holding Time Square!
Because he's always Walken
A gun free zone
Professor: Astronomical.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
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Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.