How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently