How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.