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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado