Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

Observe Jokes More Observe Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.