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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Observe Jokes More Observe Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.