To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Moandays.
A pedestrian.
Because he was Russian
From a distance they look like hares!
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)