To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
There's no such thing as negative energy
Studying their Miranda Rights.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
She answered "About an inch".
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
Drill drill drill.
