To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
Baryon my wayward son!
Because m = AIt
Half of what it was last week
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
