Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Observe Jokes More Observe Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.