What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!