What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.