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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Good Day Jokes More Good Day Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.