What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.