What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.