What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Good Day Jokes More Good Day Jokes

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!