Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.