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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.