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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'