Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!