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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

How'd he do it?

The horses name was Friday.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week