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Good Day Jokes

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

Eyesight Jokes More Eyesight Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Succeed Jokes More Succeed Jokes

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Motivate Jokes More Motivate Jokes

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!