Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Cook Vegetable Jokes More Cook Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.