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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...