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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.