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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

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What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

What is the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.