A flying saucer.
Because of the towel ban.
The airplane.
His carrion bag.
Because he ate his carrion.
Because it was ly ill.
A carri-on bag
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
Cool your jets.
Tooth Hurty (2:30)
He usually flies twice as high.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
A baby falling out of an airplane.
Zoolander
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
He didn't like the Pilate
It's terminal.
A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold
He wanted a higher education!
Diversion Mary
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
I'm not a big fan.
Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.
Pregnancy.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
They're plane to sea
A white Christmas.
Because that's where the most racists are.
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
Take away their little brooms!
Her husband on a date.
Copper Nitrate.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
He threw his arm out.
