A flying saucer.
His carrion bag.
Because he ate his carrion.
A carri-on bag
Cool your jets.
Tooth Hurty (2:30)
He usually flies twice as high.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
Zoolander
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
He didn't like the Pilate
It's terminal.
A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold
He wanted a higher education!
Diversion Mary
They are always taking off.
He could never hit his kids.
She was taking god's name in vein.
Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
A group of dentists who work together.
Me
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
The ICU (I-see-you!)
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
Dad.
A hawkie talkie.
Cello?
It's near-humerus.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.