Airplane Jokes

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

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What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?

His carrion bag.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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