What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after it's gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!