How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.