How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.