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How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.