How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!