What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d