What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.