What did the cowboy say upon entering t...

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi