German Jokes

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

It was Lufthansa plane

Because it's inefficient!

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

They are the wurst.

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Their sausages are the wurst.

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Because they'd been on the vine.

They were trying to keep their German market.

Because they took Pita on them

Square root of 81

He has to wait for the verb.

Teutonic Plates.

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Herr Doctor.

So the Germans can march in the shade

An enterpreNeuer.

Because they're the wurst.

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

OC A receeding Herr line.

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

An Auto-Bahnana

Schweinsteiger.

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Gluten Nacht

The Germans like shade

Leader-hosen.

Kraut funding

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Ladder-hosen

Farfrompoopen.

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Germany. German children are kinder.

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Because they've gott MIT-uns

Follow the lieder!

They kept Stalin around.

Question marks.

Because deep down they are really nice.

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

A clandestein.

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Kinder Surprise

So the Germans can march in the shade.

I was just following odors.

Mi Kase es su Kase.

None. We pay a German to do it.

A clean sheet.

Old habits die hard

Vee have vays of making you tock!

Because they're the wurst.

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Farfrompoopen.

A necromancer

Wife: Your sense of humor.

The dog taped his mouth.

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

The Kurds have their ways

She hated being microbe-managed.

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

See you next month.

German Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What happened to the German man's luggage?

Why don't Germans like humour?

How do you say constipated in German?

What's the German super hero called?

What do Germans look at on the internet?

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

What do you call a German barber?

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

What's a German's favourite number?

What did the critic think of German food?

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

How do you say no in German?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do German bread greet each other?

What did one German baker say to the other?

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

Who pays for the drinks?

What causes German Earthquakes?

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

What'd you call a German businessman?

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

How do you say "bra" in German?

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

How much does a German weigh?

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

What's a German's favorite fruit?

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

What did the German with food allergies say?

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

What does the German President wear?

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

What would you find on a German fire truck?

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

How many elves does a German santa have?

What is the German word for Constipation?

Why did the horse fail German?

Which country has the nicest children?

What kind of memes do Germans like?

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

How does a German call an Irishman?

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

What do you call a German singalong?

What do German kids play on the playground?

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

How do you greet a German baker?

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?