What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.