What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears