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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.