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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper