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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet