What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What did the German with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

He was nuts over her.

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Why is KFC always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.