What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper