He dumped his girlfriend.
Mary Jane dumped him.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
His place is a dump
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
He dumped his girlfriend
A No. 2 pencil.
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
That's no gouda
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
He lost interest.
A Brexit
IMMM-DUKEN!'
A clean sheet.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
He was nuts over her.
Because it was his duty.
Because it was a Number 2.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
A boat.
You aren't naked in my bed.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
Brainwashed.
They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
Everything gets recycled.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12