He dumped his girlfriend.
Mary Jane dumped him.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
His place is a dump
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
He dumped his girlfriend
A No. 2 pencil.
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
That's no gouda
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
He lost interest.
A Brexit
IMMM-DUKEN!'
A clean sheet.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
He was nuts over her.
Tukaluk
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tony.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
New Jersey
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
A widow
Antibiotics.
Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Studying their Miranda Rights.
Because he's from New York.
The New York Jets
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
A duck.... with hiccups.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
