He dumped his girlfriend.
Mary Jane dumped him.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
His place is a dump
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
He dumped his girlfriend
A No. 2 pencil.
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
That's no gouda
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
He lost interest.
A Brexit
IMMM-DUKEN!'
A clean sheet.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
He was nuts over her.
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
With a John Deere letter.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Its arse.
Warren.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
Mourning wood!
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Because he needed one.
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
