Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

He was nuts over her.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.