How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

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How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines.

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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My life (..)

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Still Life.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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A wet nose