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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why me?

For the full hour.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.