What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.