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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal