What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.