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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!