What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima