What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.