What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.