What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty