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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

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What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims