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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty