What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*