Policeman Jokes

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

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What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

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A Pullover!

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Wii U Jokes More Wii U Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!