Bobby Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Who's there! Bobby! Bobby who?

Bobby-n up and down like this!

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My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Sinkhole de Mayo

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You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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He was looking for a Czech mate.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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