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Bobby Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Who's there! Bobby! Bobby who?

Bobby-n up and down like this!

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Hitchhiker Jokes More Hitchhiker Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

Armless Jokes More Armless Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.