Bobby Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Who's there! Bobby! Bobby who?

Bobby-n up and down like this!

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'