Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night