Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night