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Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.