Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.