Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Banana Peel Jokes More Banana Peel Jokes

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!