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What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.