What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!