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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.