Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21