Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!