Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.