Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.