Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.
It was a little nutty.
You skip the punchline.
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
