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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic