What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic