What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log