What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide