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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

Tally hohoho!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.