What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms