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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte