What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.