What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.