What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!