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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro