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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie