Hacker Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.