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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

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How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.