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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich