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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!