What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more english you get out.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.