What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What is a small, one story home made of poop called?

A dungalow

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.