What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!