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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...