What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.