Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.