Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!