Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.