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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.