Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.