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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!