Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Previous Random Joke Next

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Burns. Burns who?

Burns me up!

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

P Jokes More P Jokes

What can I get you Mr. President?

P

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Charlie Sheen Jokes More Charlie Sheen Jokes

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.