Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS