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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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This place feels earie.

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Only 25...because there's Noel.

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There's Noel.

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Because he was always lost at C!

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Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Because he can't "C"

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25 letters after a, brah.