Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!