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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.