Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!