Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the most fascist letter?

Not C

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.