They're stuck at C for years
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Sinko de mayo
Chuck Norris.
Two pirates.
Four years in an Ivy League school!
Betty White.
Because he can see the D
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Yesallwomen
C's the day!
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.