Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What do you get?

A solipsistic Alphabet.

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI