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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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He wanted someone who understood and case.

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He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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His red wings.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.