Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid