Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!