Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.