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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.