Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.