Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!