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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.