What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!