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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!