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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!