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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!