What did the surgeon say when the docto...

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!