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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!