What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!