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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Decline Jokes More Decline Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!