What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!