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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!