How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Lays, because they are full of air.

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May the Ides be ever in your favor.

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I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.