How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!