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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.