How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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A retail store.

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What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

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GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.