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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.