How can working with cow hide help on a...

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.