How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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It took a date....

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Jesus on a rubber cross!

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.