How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Toothpaste.

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.