What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.