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How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.