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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.