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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.