What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.