What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!