What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.