What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Missouri.

Where do all them scrub gamers live?

Pleblos

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.