What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.