Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper